Merry cheeks & filthy jingles
We love asses. We love Christmas. Two beautiful things colliding into one unhinged, seasonal masterpiece.
Imagine cheeks and Christmas spirit smashing into each other at full speed.
We don’t need lore, a ten-page whitepaper or a cinematic universe.
We love asses. We love Christmas. Two perfect things, one ridiculous holiday.
No deeper meaning. No hidden agenda. Just festive cheeks, jingle-bell chaos and a tiny corner of the internet that doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
Keep it simple:
1. Appreciate a great ass in something festive.
2. Blast your favourite unholy Christmas playlist.
3. Spread the joy. Keep it playful, keep it kind.